gucci
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Post by gucci on Sept 11, 2009 7:06:27 GMT
As the most verbal member from the Canine section of Kite Weekenders I have been elected to speak on behalf of my other friends. Rusty, Fury, Duchess, Jess, Jack, Toby and Ikeisha It has been brought to our attention that a man named POP (Poor old Pensioner) has been dissing us all  by calling us 'LittleDumpers®' Having been given his scent from an empty bottle of malt, we will however over the coming weeks locate and find his tent, then use this for a hotspot for barking practice and squeeze and fire contests Gucci  |
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dalien
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Post by dalien on Sept 11, 2009 7:28:46 GMT
LMAO ;-)
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Post by captaingoldwing on Sept 11, 2009 18:43:52 GMT
ikeishas in lets go and find him
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Post by DaveM on Sept 11, 2009 20:17:41 GMT
I knew I could not spell it as I way typing  |
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Post by norfolkdick on Sept 13, 2009 18:52:20 GMT
Greetings Gucci,
Welcome to the forum, you have already set a forum record being its first member that has murdered two members of her own family.
I do of course accept that the murder of Donald and Daphne was a joint enterprise between yourself and your partner Rusty (also known as Lionel the leg Sha**er) but I have to say that in your case there was almost certainly willful malice, whist in the case of Rusty, as the ducks (now late of the Parish) were at the time organic and alive, he no doubt simply attempted to mate with them and was a trifle rough as naughty little Jack Russel's are known to be!
See you at Kingsfold Gucci and if you are hungry I will treat you to some toe pie!
Best Regards
Dick
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Post by captaingoldwing on Sept 13, 2009 20:52:22 GMT
everyone has there own way of spelling it lol
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2009 9:43:07 GMT
Greetings Norfolk dickless,
Brave but foolish, dissing precious Gucci!l Ex Marine, one of Maggy’s bovver boys, ex cop….but you haven’t seen Sonia scorned! Oh I am so looking forward to Kingsfold and then Fuerteventura. You are most definitely in for a sex change at Kingsfold, she is grinning and sharpening my Samurai sword as I write, (or is she blunting it?) whichever it is I am not getting involved as she swings the sword with the precession and power of a JCB, her vengeance will be slow but decisive.
Bit of advice from me ( cos I like you ) bring your own sterilised needles and sutures, and optionally a small bottle filled to the brim with formaldehyde, depending if you want a couple of (small but mashed) souvenirs.
By the time Fuerteventura KF comes round part two should be a scream! By then you should have stopped screaming, time for the public to scream….with laughter! When you drop your knickers attending kite makers can really see how good of a seamstress you really are! ( Oh, bring a little vanity mirror to Kingsfold….to see below the curvature, no one else will help stitch down there)
OMG….why is she pouring Tabasco sauce into the Samurai sheath?
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