C2LLN"s farm

[trashman]

c2lln seems to have that many animals now he will be opening
up to the public soon
c2llns animal list consists of
1 dog
1 cat
1 horse
2 snakes
fish
1 terrapin
hundreds of mice
fox
rabbits
moles
ducks
2 whales
octopus
I'm sure if anyone can help him with anything not on the list
he would adopt it {at a small charge}

[norfolkdick]

Greetings Animal Lovers and Gucci,

May I be so bold as to rectify the list of animals that Collin currently possesses?

c2llns animal list consists of
1 dog
1 cat
1 horse
2 snakes
fish
1 terrapin
hundreds of mice
fox
rabbits
moles
ducks (Late of the Parish; murdered by this forums newest member)
2 whales
octopus

Best Regards
Cat Loving Dick

[DaveM]

Blimey you mean 'Mankey Badger done it'

I thought he was at Sumners when the deed occured !

Oh well you just can never tell these days ;D ;D

[Deleted]

New additions to the ‘Farm’….. cor luv us….two MORE flappin ducks…Donald and Daffy.

[norfolkdick]

Greetings Collin,

When will the lovely Sonia learn, this posting may already be too late and Gucci has by now chewed the head off one of the new ducks!

You really must explain to her Collin that dogs are only capable of doing three things, eating, dumping and making more dogs, that’s what they do.

Well in the case of Rusty (aka Lionel) he used to do the third but now only tries. That of course will not prevent him from attempting to make more dogs with the ducks, which will surely end in their swift but bloody demise!

Keep us posted regarding the ducks life, which will, I suspect be brief in the extreme now two terriers have acquired ‘the taste’ for them.

Best Regards
Dick

[dreamcatcherwolf]

Even as a dog lover, I do agree Dick: more than one dog is a pack, and once a taste for easy duck is acquired, it seems silly to restore the temptation

It can only lead to further heartache, one way or another

[gucci]

Greetings Dick,

Apologies for not replying to your other post but Little Lionel and myself have had to attend the funeral of the late Donald and Daffy.

May I be bold enough to suggest your assumption of guilt was typical of an ex copper. It was however more of an accident or even duck slaughter on behalf of Lionel and myself which should result in a lesser sentence when/if convicted.

Little Lionel and myself will be up before the Beak, “oops a bad choice of word”, Judge at the Canine Court in Dogwood Village at Kingsfold.

Current unproven charges against both of us include:
The above;
Leg cocking on a tent;
Humping an unlit awning pole;
Ar*e licking (not to be confused with your relationship with your ex DCI !)

I personally find it upsetting that in the past you have chosen to suggest that I may have been the victim of an incestuous relationship with Little Lionel or others. I would like to point out that my puppies may look like Little Lionel but most Jack Russell’s do look somewhat the same.

To celebrate the lifting of Little Lionel’s ABSO earlier today we are considering treating ourselves to a slap up dinner sometime later this evening, probably after dark.
Ta ta for now. See you at Kingsfold.


Gucci